January 8, 2008

technology: screwed by a pooch?


Stu showed up in my lab today with this gift from a friend. I'm not one for conspicuous consumption but for a moment I was tempted to think that a humping dog USB key was a fine example of function blended with crass form. But Fido here is just a tease...stick him in and he humps endlessly but is shooting blanks, so to speak.

The flip side depicts a rather distrubing robot cock dog. I would love to know what he's saying. anyone out there able to decipher?
creative translations welcome.

5 comments:

kimlett said...

HOLY CRAP! I want one!!!

ranae said...

yea, pretty rad even if he's impotent.

ranae said...

did you notice the "hills" in the background?

S. said...

"I keep thrusting until you pull me out. Woof!" It'd be cool if the Humping Dog was a memory stick. I'd love for it to ejaculate files into my computer.

Anonymous said...

How many megabytes can it hold? Ah well, I guess it's not the size that matters, just how you use it.