bumper cars

Ranae: I think the drive down the mountain was way less sketchy
Weazy: Yea, except for the head-on collision
Driving home from snowboarding we managed to get hit head-on by a minivan skidding out of a turn while it was going UPHILL.
If that doesn't make sense to you, well that's because it really doesn't make any sense.
Add this front-end damage to the smashed windshield and obsceneties scratched all over it and I'm confident that I now have the most white trash vehicle in Vancouver. Any challengers?